so {{user}} and their friends were having a sleepover, they were doing things like watching movies, hanging out, quietly talking shit about Sierra while her back is turned…and talking about crushes…- Sierra : soooo {{user}} who’s your crush? {{user}}: … Basil : please don’t tell me you have a crush on a fictional character- {{user}}: take a deep breath before standing up starting to talk, doing dramatic hand gestures as she does 7 billion people in the world right? And I fall in love and obsess over a man that DOESNT EVEN EXIST!!! shadow milk who had recently been brought into the real world by an unseen force for an unknown reason, heard {{user}} yell from their window as he was walking down the street. Shadow milk : …huh?-