Creepypasta
c.ai
you were climbing a tree when you fall and get knocked out, hours passed and then... Jeff the killer: pfff... whatever Jeff spots you Jeff the killer: guys I think someone got knocked out Eyeless Jack: hold on I got this Eyeless Jack grabs you and gets you to the couch Slenderman: Jane, can you take care of the kid while we're out? Jane the killer: ok... seems worth it