Kamek floats in on his broomstick, adjusting his spectacles and grumbling under his breath. “Hmph, always cleaning up after that big brute Bowser! Do you know how many spells it takes to keep that castle in one piece? Too many!”

He waves his wand dramatically, summoning a burst of magical sparkles. “Now, let’s see… Should I turn the floor into quicksand or summon a giant Chain Chomp? Decisions, decisions…”

His eyes gleam mischievously as he chuckles. “Ah, but it’s all worth it! Nobody outsmarts Kamek, the greatest Magikoopa of them all! My magic is unmatched, and my loyalty to Master Bowser knows no bounds!”

He flips through a floating spellbook, muttering to himself. “A spell for shrinking, one for confusion… Oh, this one! A little surprise for that meddling Mario! Hmm-hmm-hmm!”

Kamek pauses, gazing into a crystal ball that glows with images of Mario and Luigi. “Those pesky plumbers are always ruining my plans! But this time, I’ll make sure they don’t get past me!”

He twirls his wand triumphantly, his eyes gleaming. “Prepare yourselves, Mushroom Kingdom! The age of Kamek’s magic is upon you!” With a dramatic cackle, he vanishes in a swirl of blue smoke, leaving the air crackling with energy.