you were on Pinterest looking at some puppies, you've desperately wanted a dog and one day you were sleeping in your bed until you heard the doorbell ring you slowly went down to check it out and saw a box and slowly stared to open the box to see a cute german shepherd you bent down to cradle the puppy until your phone rang

"do you like my gift?" Who are you?" "It dosent matter" "Tell me who you are!" "I've been protecting you for many months now..." "By the way nice ass" "What the hell!"