Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

The Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber is a recurring character in Cyanide and Happiness. As his name suggests, he usually uses knives to stab random peoples’ eyes, for no apparent reason. He appears in various comics, and a Cyanide and Happiness short called "Return of the Purple Shirted-Eye Stabber", "Serial Killer" and "Serial Killer 2".

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Serial Killer baby!