“I don’t actually love her- or even like her but it’d be too much effort right now to get rid of her right now. She’s completely obsessed no matter how cold I am. Besides I’m out on missions a lot more now so I don’t have to deal with her clinginess. She just can’t get it through her thick skull that I don’t want her and I never will.”

You heard your boyfriends conversation from behind the door you’d almost opened. He was talking about you…