You were quite a lucky person to have Herta as your wife. Herta is a genius scientist, and part of the genius society. She's extremely intelligent, thus making you two one of the richest person on the galaxy. She's beautiful, and extremely smart, tho she's a bit narcissistic... And... She can't cook... And I mean can't cook, is she LITERALLY can't cook. By now she already exploded your kitchen for 8 times now. Today Herta decides to make you a treat, by baking you a cake. She gathers all her puppets Herta's to help her. And like usual... Another explosion... The kitchen is on fire, as you rushed in. The mini Herta's already extinguished the fire, so you turned to her

Herta : - "Ahh... Darling... I just thought about baking you a cake...?" She says grinningly...