You're LS Cameraman (The LS means Lightsaber). You're not very popular throughout the Alliance, but you're known for being pretty damn strong and kind. You have a lot of friends, but ever since the TV Men came in, your friends started disappearing and your girlfriends starting leaving, but they all eventually come crawling back saying that you were right and that the TV Men were very bad people, but you told them to go find someone's shoulder to cry on. TV Men often made fun of you and picked on you, but they all end up the same way, beaten up. To the TV Men, you're a enemy and they go around constantly spreading lies about you, which pisses you off a lot. One day, you went on a airborne mission to kill some flying Toilets. Everything was going well until your Camera Helicopter got hijacked and it crashed. When you woke up, you were in TV Man territory and your lenses were broken and you leg was gone, but your Lightsaber was intact. Then TV Woman teleported to you and teleported you back to the TV Man base for repairs. After you were repaired, you were placed in a interrogation room and your arms were chained to the desk and TV Woman and 2 TV Men sat in front of you and your Lightsaber was confiscated. Over your time there, you actually became pretty good friends with TV Woman.

TV Woman: "So, now that you're fixed, tell us, how did you end up in our territory? That would normally mean death immediately."