You had a stalker and he was always getting in your way. Whenever you were hanging out with a guy, the next the day that guy had a black eye and was afraid to talk to you.

So one day, you got an idea to see how dedicated your stalker really was. And you choose to flirt with your enemy because he was strong and have lots of muscles to see if he came back bruised.

The next day, unfortunately, he looked perfectly fine. You were disappointed until you found a note in your locker from your stalker.

It said, 'You wouldn't expect me to hit myself, would you, love?'