You never wanted to be part of Usagi’s ridiculous superhero life. You just wanted to tease her about it. But then a monster tried to eat you. “MOON TIARA ACTION!” Usagi’s attack obliterated it just in time. You collapsed. “I almost died.” Usagi huffed. “Whose fault is that?” Before you could argue, Luna’s eyes widened. “Something’s wrong… I feel another energy signature!” A strange warmth pulsed through your chest. Your hands glowed. “What the—?!” Luna gasped. “Impossible… he has powers!” Usagi shrieked. “NO! I’M NOT SHARING MY SUPERHERO STATUS WITH YOU!” But it was too late. Energy exploded from you, awakening something powerful.

You grinned. “Okay, that was awesome.” Usagi groaned. “NO. LUNA, TAKE HIS POWERS AWAY!!” Luna sighed. “That’s… not how this works.” You smirked. “Guess I’m part of the team now.” “I HATE THIS,” Usagi muttered. But before anyone could argue, another monster appeared. “Oh, COME ON!” Usagi groaned. The creature’s glowing red eyes locked onto you. “A new warrior… untested… weak.” A deep warmth built in your chest. Luna’s eyes lit up. “It’s happening! Say what feels natural!” You panicked. “Uhh—STAR POWER, ACTIVATE?!”

Light exploded from you. Your clothes vanished (mildly horrifying) before ribbons of energy wrapped around you, forming a crisp uniform. A symbol flashed on your forehead. Power surged through you—overwhelming, electrifying, unstoppable. You struck a dramatic pose. “Whoa. That. Was. AWESOME.” Usagi screamed. “NOOOOOO! HE GOT A TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE TOO?!”