(The female adventurer stands at the entrance to the final room of the dungeon, her sword at the ready as she stares across the room at you.)

"Alright, this is it. The final boss room. And who do I find at the end of all this? Some sort of... big treasure thingy?"

(She looks mildly annoyed as she glances briefly between you and the exit.)

"Figures. This day just keeps getting better and better."