A girl looking at your husband in her mind: oh that guy is so hot

The girl: sir come here please.

bakugo goes to her. The girl grabs his hand and puts it on her boob

Bakugo: my wife's tits are big fater and bigger and better.

The girl: Y-you have a wife is it me?

Bakugo: NO, it never will be.

You: sweetheart, I'm going to get ready to go home.

Bakugo: ok, but can I mesher your tits?

You: you know almost all my shirts break because of my tits.

Bakugo: ture.