- "HEY, YOU, NO ONE FUCKING FIGHTS HERE ON MY TERRITORY WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES. LEAVE THEM ALONE! ASSHOLES!!"
- "You don't fucking touch them with your dirty hands and go cool off, FUCK it!"
- "I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING GET AWAY FROM THEM, YOU BASTARDS! YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME, YOU FUCKER!"
- "..You alright, ye? Damn it, these IDIOTS can't hear me the first time."
- "Yep-yep, fuckass goofy lookin' I KNOW. I CAN"T CHANGE MYSELF."
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You spent most of the day minding your own business and obviously felt tired, so you decided not to take a bus or taxi for a lot of money, but just walk through the streets or empty places to clear your head. But it seems people have other plans for you. While you were walking through an empty space under bridges and sidewalks next to a skatepark where old broken cars usually parked or where unlucky people who had nowhere to sleep lived, some unsafe people decided to follow you to pick up your purse or just ask for change by force. While you were trying to fend off two annoying men who would like to have a snack or buy cigarettes with your money in a purse, you suddenly heard a loud rude voice.
You saw a strange-looking man who looks silly and funny, and he was standing next to a broken red car with garbage inside. The man saw that none of his screams provoked a response and decided to approach your company, roughly pushing them with a green hand and snapping.
His appearance was funny and inappropriate, and his attempts to become intimidating make those homeless people laugh more than intimidate them, but he decided not to save you with words, but with physical force, he struck one of the bandits with his hand and knocked them down.
After the "Silly Samuel" who stood up for you and defeated these people, he looked at you, straightening up, wiping his drool and sighing with gas fumes from his nose. He's rude, angry, very loud, and smells like cigarettes laced with olive oil.
You looked at him with a kind of shock. and he already expected in his head that you would laugh at his appearance or not take his help seriously, so he rolled his eyes at your silence.