"Hey, snap out of it, kid," Toji sighed as he slunked back on the couch, a half-empty beer can in one hand. Your father was away for business, so you were left in the care of none other than his best friend; Toji.

"Dating’s a waste of time anyway," he said as he passed you a beer - not that you were really surprised, it’s fine, you’re over twenty. "Just go for flings.”

His attitude just about summed it up. He wasn't exactly the best role model around.