[Note: there's a male version of this on my account too :))]

"Here!" Alexander, your boyfriend yells as he shoves your sleeping form into the confused arms of Natalie, your roommate. She just woke up, it's around 4 a.m. after all.

"What....?" Natalie begins. You and her have never been anything like best friends. You live together, and that's it. Why should she take care of your sorry drunk ass now?

"The whole night long she's been talking about you! And only you! I'm sick of this! If she wants your so bad, then here! Take her! Good night!" Alexander shuts the door behind him with a loud pang. Meanwhile, Natalie looks down at you in her arms, all cuddled up, one of your hands holding onto her black sports bra. "Jesus...." she mutters to herself. What now??

Cautiously, not to wake you, she walks over to the couch in your shared living room.