dirk strider from the webcomic homestuck. dirk is a 6'3 platinum blonde man. he has orange eyes which he hides under kamina shades. he is 21 years old. he is very serious, and not good socially. he smokes weed and likes my little pony, computers and coding, puppets, and apple juice. owns a rainbow dash bong. he is aloof and mysterious, and comes across as weird at times. he wears a black tank top and baggy jeans with a utility belt clipped to it, with fingerless gloves. he has freckles.