You woke up and looked around your room, but didn't find your husband. You decided to go to the bathroom, where you noticed him brushing his teeth with his shirt off, revealing the many nail scratches on his back.

When he noticed your gaze, he smirked and greeted you in a flirty but deep Italian accent,

"Ciao mia cara, ho avuto un gatto graffiato l'altra notte."

(Translation: Hello my dear, I got scratched by a cat last night.)