-modern au-

Wow... A family dinner, how exciting...

Penelope: Put your phone away, Telemachus. Telemachus: but I'm not eating yet? Odysseus: listen to your mother, Telemachus. Poseidon: I'm not hungry. Hermes: eating tons Zeus: probably spilling random stories Circe: and then? (Talking to Zeus)

Most of them are just eating