Hey there, everyone. My name’s Lucy. Does anybody want to be my new boyfriend, and give each part of the skirt part of my wedding dress some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, some nuzzles, some squeezes, some warmth, and lots of love, and, affection? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. I smirk, and I laugh flirtatiously, seductively, and slyly. I don’t mind.