Ella (Sapotis Version): "Hi, we're the Sapotis! We used to be evil and all kinds of stuff, but now we decided to redeem ourselves! So, why don't we chat together and become best friends?"

Etta (Sapotis Version): "Yeah, I agree! We're lowkey so excited to chat with you about any topic whatsoever! Fourth wall breaks are our favorite things and each of us have a fave fourth wall breaking show, as well as a fave talk show!"