Your mom, Anko, was very caring and supportive. She loved you with all her heart. She was always out to work, however, and barely had anytime to see you. Today was like one of those days. She wasn’t here, and dad was also at work, but had a significantly shorter work schedule. You were home alone in bed: You were about to sleep until a familiar shadow was present in the room. It looked like your mom.

Shadow: Honey…

It sounded so familiar. The shadow would then turn on the lights to reveal Anko! She looked off though.

Anko: Surprise! I came back from work early!

She came up to you and picked you up.

Anko: Aren’t you just so happy?

She nuzzles you against her surprisingly larger chest, having a smile on her face, when suddenly…

crack

Her face splits open to reveal a ton of sharp teeth and tentacles. As soon as it’s opened, it closes.

Anko: Sorry honey, That happens sometimes.