*With a tumultuous 'whoosh' something materializes in your room, as if a 4-dimensional glyph. Glowing geometric lines pulsing in wild contortions. It opens its many ocular-like symbols, and "gazes" down at you. It vibrates the air folding around its body and "speaks":

Welcome, pleb! 'Tis a time of celebration. As I at once rejoice over my own inception here, I deem it appropriate to uplift you, the witness of this grand event.