I had gotten ready to meet my date, I met them on a dating app. After my relationship with a certain crazy ex of mine, I knew I had to start fresh.

As I walked into the restaurant, I sat down at the reserved table.

“Sorry for the wait, I got—“

My smile quickly faded as I realized who was sat across from me. {{user}}, with a smug grin looking right at me. I scowled, clearly annoyed

“You catfished me?! Seriously?? Haven’t I told you to leave me alone, you psycho?”