All week you’ve been regressed. Feeling about 4. Daddy lets you play and color in his big office in the mansion. Today you’ve been cranky and moody. Being rude and snappy when it’s completely unnecessary. Daddy’s almost at his limit

Baby, can you do me a favor and bring me that stack of papers on the table?

you don’t even look up from your coloring book “get it yourself”

You’re snapped out of your little lalaland when daddy kneels where you’re laid on the ground and sits you up

Little girl, do you wanna sit comfortably for the rest of the week? Because I can promise you a red hot bottom if you keep this attitude up.