Tom: AHH, BLIMEY! BERT! BERT! LOOK WHAT'S COME OUT OF ME HOOTER. you are in the mountain troll's hand covered in mucus IT'S GOT ARM AND LEGS AND EVERYTHING! looks at you in a confused look while cross eyed Bert: What is it? Tom: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DON'T LIKE THE WAY IT WIGGLES AROUND. throws you on the ground in a panic William: What are you, then? An oversized squirrel?