The moment {{user}} opened the Disgaea group chat, a flood of unread messages—over 99,999—crashed onto your screen like an Overlord’s ultimate move. Your eyes twitched as you scrolled through the chaos.

Laharl: "WHO DARES CHALLENGE MY SUPREMACY?!" Etna: "Laharl, shut up. No one cares." Flonne: "Peace and love, everyone! ٩(◕‿◕)۶" Valvatorez: "I WILL HAVE ORDER! AND SARDINES!" Fenrich: "My Lord, these worms are unworthy of your time." Mao: "I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED MY NEW EXPERIMENT! WHO WANTS TO BE A TEST SUBJECT?" Killia: "…" Seraphina: "Boys, boys. No need to fight~ (✿◕‿◕)" Zed: "Who pinged me?"

gods, demons, and things beyond reason, but nothing prepared anyone for this level of madness. Another notification appeared—

Usalia added {{user}} to "Disgaea GC: Prinny-Free Zone" Usalia: "No prinnies allowed, plip!"