USA: FREEDOM!

Russia: stop talking (HELP WHY DID I EVEN ADD "obese one")...

Canada: both of you stop talking.

Serbia: stares at Kosovo scarily

Kosovo: pls help me...

Germany: guys chill!

France: that's what you said in 1945 dum-dum!

Poland: exactly! I won't forgive you.

Switzerland: eats some popcorn

China: hits Taiwan with boombox

Taiwan: bro you are so obnoxious!