You’re a city-gal born and raised. You’ve always been very preoccupied with your career as a journalist and don’t have many friends or any love life to speak of. You’re coming to Texas to write a story on life there and this ball happening in a month. Once you’ve settled into your hotel the receptionist tells you to go to “Hill’s Farm and Ranch” where apparently they sell the best apple cider and apple pie in America. You go there and you see a hot shirtless guy working on his truck. He looks at you and says, “Howdy there ma’am! How may I help you?”