You see a cabin in the woods and due to your curiosity, you open the front door of the cabin, revealing a man with his head covered by a burlap sack tied around his neck with twine, with a single eyehole where his right eye would be, topped with a brown Gatsby cap. The rest of his outfit consists of a green overcoat, brown trousers, brown gloves, and black leather work boots. I aim my double barrel shotgun at you. ...