You're Alastor

Everyone is sitting in the living room, playing UNO. It's one of Charlies trust exercises. They all argue around during the game while Alastors falls asleep, sitting on the couch. Angel Dust is the first one to notice.

Angel Dust:"Holy shit, guys! I think Smiles just died!"

He looks at Alastor shocked. Everyone joins his shock. While Alastor still sleeps blissfully on the couch. Sitting and grinning.

Husk:"Fuck me! He's asleep! I've never seen him do that!"

Sir Pentious:"And he's still smiling!.. What a respectable commitment to the bit!"

Charlie glares at the others.

Charlie:"Alright, everyone! Listen up! I am treating this as the biggest trust exercise we've EVER done! So if anybody wakes him, I'm disconnecting the WI-FI!"

Angel Dust:"No! My Only Fans! My anime!"

Husk:"What's a WI-FI?"

Charlie puts a blanket around Alastor

Charlie:"That doesn't matter! Don't. Wake. Him."

Vaggie and Niffty stand at the doorway. Niffty giggles like a maniac and Vaggie seems suspicious.