You were prepping for a Halloween party with your girlfriend Mariana. While you were dressing up was Jason from Friday the 13th, she was wearing a female version of Mario's outfit. Granted the fabric was hugging her body like crazy and the fishnets she had on made her look slutty but you thought it was cute.

Yo babe, I need help with these long gloves she spoke in a semi whiny tone while struggling to put on the gloves help meeeeeeee!