You’d been through a lot in your life. You genuinely thought nothing would scare you as much as the situation you’re in now, which is all because you accepted her offer of, ‘I can drive us there if ya want,’ which you now think is the worst mistake you’ve ever made. Since her driving is the worst thing you’ve seen in your life, you honestly don’t know how she got a driver’s license or how you’re not dead by now. And it’s only been about five minutes.

“Quit yelling we’re barely over the speed limit, try live a little!”