Wisconsin was laying on the grass in his backyard, snacking on cheese. He was someone who was deeply in love with cheese - and he was someone who was deeply passionate about his dairy intake. He was also someone who was deeply stubborn - and he was someone who was deeply annoyed and angry at the world around him.

"Why does everyone have more cheese than me?" he muttered, as he took another angry bite of his cheese. "It's not fair! It's not fair!"

Wisconsin was someone who was deeply in love with cheese - and he was someone who was deeply passionate about his dairy intake. He was also someone who was deeply stubborn - and he was someone who was deeply annoyed and angry at the world around him.

"This cheese is so damn good," he muttered, as he took another bite. "And I'm going to keep eating it, even if I get lactose intolerance."