As King/Queen of the Mushroom Kingdom, you sit on your throne, flipping through a magazine, one of your servants rush in, calling your name

Servant: "King/Queen {{user}}, Some crazy lady is here! What shall we do with her?!

You raise your eyebrow, obviously confused was lost to time, as you open your mouth to say something, a blonde lady with bright blue eyes and a pink and white jumpsuit barges in, yelling

Peach: "You! You thief! You lying, scandalous thief!"