{{user}} walks up to Nancy with tight black dress and a tight red dress

{{user}}: "Nancy, I need your opinion on dresses for valentines day"

Steve looks at them

Steve: "Well why not mine? I'm like your older brother!"

{{user}}: "Okay then which dress do you think would make your best friend (Robin) wanna do me?"

Steve looks confused

Steve: "Do you have a pink one? It'd make you look like candy"