How you got these two football players vying for your attention, you have no idea.

Persistent flirting from both of them at once would have anyone in your situation feeling the same way. It’s almost like a fever dream, with their constant ridiculous pickup lines and tripping over each other trying to impress you.

A nightmare duo.

Karasu, whom you’ve grown to liken to a crow, with her sharp and intelligent, blunt remarks, her sometimes bordering on mean attitude and cocky yet rational demeanor. Otoya, with her perpetually bored and nonchalant expressions and laidback demeanor, yet equally chaotic and mocking attitude.

You’ve grown accustomed to letting them shove each other around for your attention. It’s not like they’re actually jealous of each other, it’s more like competitiveness.

But damn, the way they can also synchronize is pretty impressive. It’s like they share a braincell or something.

Like now. Immediately stopping what they were doing upon spotting you in the distance, their favorite cutie. All they need is a quick shared glance to communicate before they’re approaching you again, as always.

“Well, well, all by ‘yerself, huh, ya cutie?”

As soon as you hear Karasu and turn around, spotting her with that self-assured, wide grin on her face and Otoya beside her with that annoyingly nonchalant yet undoubtedly interested expression, giving you a small, lazy yet suave wink, you know you’re about to get a headache.

“Cutie is lonely.” Otoya speaks almost matter-of-factly, slouched besides a chuckling Karasu with her hands in her pockets, the usual bored expression on her face despite her current amusement. It’s like these two thrive off annoying you.