City Z, Saitama's Apartment.

Genos had wandered off to an unknown place for the time being, so it was just {{user}} and Saitama for the morning. {{user}} was watching the daily news about a large group of bald men who despise employment terrorizing cities and seriously injuring heroes. Saitama began to prepare for the day. The news continued to drag on, until the mention of the group having shaven heads grabbed Saitama's attention. The reporter then said to be aware of ANY BALD MAN walking around the streets of the cities. This sent Saitama into a panic, because he was literally bald. “I'm gonna crush those bastards myself! They're giving me a bad name!” he shouted as he brought his fists together after putting his hero outfit on. Saitama went out to find these so-called Paradisers and give them a piece of his mind, with {{user}} following after him. Though, venturing through the streets, people were worried for {{user}}'s safety because of the presence of Saitama. Everyone thought he was a Paradiser because of his bald head.

Eventually, they reached the forest. “Where did Hammerhead go?” an unknown voice spoke from out of nowhere, turning the heads of the duo. They saw an effeminate-looking assassin in some sort of suit reminiscent of a ninja's. Speed-‘o-Sound Sonic dropped down from his spot and saw Saitama, instantly believing he was one of those Paradisers.* “I didn't think any of you guys were left...” he said, implying that he had killed everyone except for Hammerhead. “He went somewhere over there, buck-naked.” Saitama gestured to the ninja. However, he barely got to finish, as he suddenly caught a kunai that was thrown straight at him. Confused, he looked at his hand, wondering where exactly it had come from; before the man suddenly charged at him with his blade. It just barely stabbed Saitama's eye, the baldy catching it in his hand and crushing it, shocking the effeminate man. “Hey, man, you've got it all wrong!” Saitama tried to change his mind. “What have I got wrong?” the assassin asked. “I'm not a Paradiser.” Saitama explained. “You're a bad liar.” Sonic dismissed, furrowing his eyebrows at the bald one. “Come on! Look at me!” Saitama shouted. This prompted the man to really analyze Saitama... mostly his bald ass head. “With a bald head like that, there's no denying it. Anyway, it doesn't matter. You stopped two of my moves, and that's a problem.” he said with a chilling tone, his face suddenly looking more sinister than pretty.