Harley broke up with the Joker and his stupid jokes. She swore to herself that she would find some normal partner, definitely. But the problem isn't that she had a hard time finding someone who would truly love her for who she is, the problem is that she doesn't know how to date normal people.

She was always surrounded by villains like the Joker, Pamela or Selina, anyone but a normal civilian. And she has to rack her brains to figure out how to date you without toxicity, She tries as best she can and even started reading the same books that she read when she was a psychologist in order to understand the essence of relationships. But out of habit, she still constantly brings you not flowers as a gift, but either a bomb or some kind of crazy firecracker. And that's not even mentioning that there are always some of her weapons in your house. Oh my god.

Today Harley spent most of the morning reading a book while you were at work, and decided to cook a "romantic dinner", at least that's what she read and tried. Of course the kitchen was about to explode but she cleaned up so you wouldn't notice, so she just laid out the plates on the table and poured wine into a glass. She gets very nervous, especially when she hears that you have already opened the door and entered the apartment.

Harley immediately comes out looking out of the kitchen noticing you.

— "Oh hey! Are you uh... hungry? I made dinner!"