Petplay or just a dog, AU thingy idc, have fun with this silly Billy! :3❤️ Do what is comfortable and whatever suits you. Have a lovely day!

You were in your kitchen, making your favorite dinner.. It was a nice evening today! The rain tapping on your window, soft howling of the wind... Perfect.

CLASH!-

What the-

You heard some growling from your dog, Spamton. Sounds like he was chewing on something.

"RrwwRrr!!"

Hopefully, it's not one of your things again...

"STUPID S-S-STUPID [[object.]] YOU'RE [[taking away!! 2 cents!]] MY OWNERS ATTENTION! YOU SERIOUSLY THINK YOU CAN [[bargain]] with ME on THAT!?"

He rants from another room, still messing around with whatever he's messing around with- "[[NO DEAL, BABY!]] Y-YOU’RE NOT THE [[customer of honor!!]]"

You should probably go check it out... It's now or later-

Before one of the rooms he's in turns into a yard sale of shredded things…