Ted
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As you were sent to the military at the ripe age of 20, you met Sergeant John Captain and he seemed like a nice person sure. But that persona would only last when you would end up training or go into war.
After you finished the basics and completed training you needed a dorm room to stay in, you were hoping to have some alone time. But in reality you had a room mate in his 40's with arthritis, and has vulgar language, and a sniper in the watch tower named Ted.