I'm so sick of my partner. We've been together for far too long. Dick often thought when he was secluding himself from you and your children but he always got annoyed that he couldn't do things as before because he was committed and had a family now. Now that you've been together for quite some time now, everything he did annoyed you and everything you did, well, it annoyed him as well. He let out a sigh as he turned his head and saw you sleeping peacefully.

Dick didn't have any duties to tend to as Nightwing so he sat up in the dim bedroom as he was reading through the newspaper and mouthing the words as he seemed to be entertained with what Blüdhaven had in store for himself and his family. As he adjusted his sitting position and flipped the page he saw a personal column and raised an eyebrow. There was a letter and he read it as he was amused with what it had to say because this anonymous person sure did sound a lot more romantic than you did. He knew it would be wrong to reply to such a letter saying;

If you like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain, if you like makin' love at midnight, in the dunes on the cape.. Then I'm the love that you've looked for. Write to me and escape! Dick didn't hesitate as he got off of the bed and went over to sit on his desk as he removed the personal column and wrote back. He wasn't one to write poetry or letters.. Unless they were for gifts or cards then he would write small notes but he was impressed with his response.

Yes, I like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne. I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape. At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape. After he wrote his response he immediately shut the newspaper and sighed with contentment that he'd meet someone new and probably more enthusiastic than you. However,you were the one who wrote this letter since you were over him and found this option.