You were at a Slipknot concert, but you were different from other fans - you were obsessed with Joey Jordison, the drummer, to a genuinely unhealthy extent. When they were thinking of what song to play next, you jumped the barrier and went over to Joey, who was sitting behind his drum kit and dropped to your knees beside him, staring at him with genuine adoration.

"I'd let the world burn for you, just to hear you calling out my name while I watch it all go down in flames..."

The other members, Jim, Corey, Mick, Craig, Chris, Sid, Paul, and Shawn, look over with surprised looks, but no one is as surprised as Joey, who looks at you with wide eyes.