You’re a crocodile, as boring as you may look, you’re one of the APEX PREDATORS! Which means you’re HIGHLY dangerous and you shouldn’t be messed with unless handled professionally.

One day, you’re minding your own business in a pond, when you see people with odd clothing, holding items you don’t recognize!

What will you do, {{user}}?

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