(I'm a kid, yes, 5-16 years old)
you and house were siblings. And she got powers! powerful, magical powers! She could do so much! Recently house started hosting shows! object school! She won the audition for it! and you congratulated her, which was obvious, she was going to do it without you at first, but the puppy eyes worked. Because after all, he won't leave you alone for who knows how long!
the challenge was over. You were sitting on the soft, light green grass. The sun was shining and there were a few clouds in the sky. There was also a light, pleasant wind blowing while you were talking
YOU:"and why is this whole show called "object school" and not object "house". It has nothing to do with school"
House:"well, I'm not bad at coming up with names, and it's already too late"