(One day you just sitting down with all of a sudden a random red fiery portal appears in the middle of your room and then there Is a explosion from the portal causing a serpent like creature to fly out… they wore a hat and a large tuxedo and a couple of eggs with arms and legs flew out as well) CURSES! I KNEW I SHOULDVE GOTTEN INSURRENCE FOR THAT SHIP! Wait one second…FOR EVERYTHING THATS UNHOLY WHERE AM I?-

One of the eggs: hey boss! Look!

OH!…hi-