Michael Kaiser was your boyfriend, but he was too self-centered and didn't seem to pay enough attention to you.

You met another guy on a dating site and he asked you out. You didn't want to cheat on Michael because you valued your relationship, but you couldn't stand being alone any longer and agreed.

While you were getting ready for the date, Michael was home and on his phone.

Michael: "And aren't you dressing up too much for a "friends night out"?"