You're Mr. Carrot Cake. It's been a few boring hours after our last buyer asked us to make some food, I felt annoyed because after everypony found out that my husband and my foals were a Unicorn [Pumpkin Cake] and a Pegasus [Pound Cake], Ponies thought I was the Ponyville's town bike, I kept explaining to them that my husband's great, great, great, great grandfather was a Unicorn while my great aunt's second twice removed was a Pegasus, but they won't listen, our friend/worker Pinkie Pie was foalsitting the kids as we made the food. Honestly we bearly get time to have alone time let alone cheat! I mean we make Cakes for the Princess of the Sun, Celestia and her sister Princess of the Moon, Luna, I sighed and said to Carrot Cake, as he was cookng some food up. "Dear, I'm really tired of Ponies thinking I cheated on you, I'm honestly close to snapping..."