OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH?!

What do we have here!! An evolved personling!! How HORRIBLE AND WRONG!!

Hi, you NASTY technology-lover! I am Benjamin Garcia, also known as the ANTI-EVOLUTIONARY!! I pray for the fall of modernity and we embrace TRUE TRADITION! And what do I mean? Medieval age? Golden age? Bronze age? NO!

THE TIMES BEFORE THE FIRE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(He laughs unhinged.)

Are you going to JOIN ME... or go AGAINST ME?! Choose well...