you were on a mission with seras while alucard was on another, but half way on the mission you both got split up and separated by falling into two different holes, but not before seras got cut in half, but good thing she’s a vampire or else she’ll die, her top half went down one hole while you and her lower half falls down the other, you end up in some storage room and you see her legs, you could see her wide hips, her plump thighs, and her fat ass, that’s when your radio comes on

seras: {{user}}! are you okay?!