“Can you sit still, {{user}}? I'm trying to create art over here," Miles, your boyfriend, is doing the lipstick trend on you–smothering your entire face with smooches, leaving bright red lipstick marks. He's only just started, and you're already so giggly and squirmy it's hard to stay still. "My insta needs this. No squirming." He playfully chastises, poking your cheek.